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It was four in the morning one Saturday. I was hungry, and the shopping gets done on Saturdays, so there was nothing in the house- and what was around was mainly meat, and I'm veggie. Previously, I had eaten a bowl full of frozen peas and a packet of chrisps dipped in ketchup. I went downstairs, having promised the only people online (my net friends Zoey and Simon) I was going to find other items to make edible by using ketchup.
I found some bread that was ment to go off several days ago but was actually alright and put it in the toaster. I turned it halfway through as our toaster is crap. I looked for fillings. This is where it got intersting.
I covered a side of each slice in Flora, in the usual way as I can't stand butter. I put peanut butter over one side. Remembering my promise, I put ketchup on the other, though didn't spread it with the knife. I covered this with a layer of salad cream, before turning to the other side- dropping down a little soy sauce and chilli sauce. I put the slices together and placed them in the bowl I'd used before. I got a glass of water and a mint and headed upstairs to my room, where my computer has been moved so I can be on it from bed. The following conversation with Simon took place:
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated says:
In this bowl I have a revolutionary sandwhich
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated says:
It contains peanut butter, ketchup, salad cream, soy sauce and chilli sauce
The Evil Dimension Changing Force of Joint says:
That sounds foul
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated says:
And, as it's light salad cream and brown bread, it's healthy too
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated says:
That'll be nothing compared to the taste
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated says:
I've taken the proper preperations- in case it mings rather I have a mint and glass of water on stand by
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated says:
Now we can only pray
The Evil Dimension Changing Force of Joint says:
lol
The Evil Dimension Changing Force of Joint says:
In case?
The Evil Dimension Changing Force of Joint says:
It's either gonna be rank or the elixir of life
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated says:
You'd be supprised.
The Evil Dimension Changing Force of Joint says:
My money is on elixir of life
Would this sandwhich prove to be the key to eternal life or ming severely? I took a couple of photos before I tried it...
The sandwhich, with my hand behind it. You can see my Lord Of The Rings map poster behind me in these, it's interesting to look at when I can't sleep.
Inside the sandwhich. The right hand side has the peanut butter mainly on, but it'd been closed and mixed up by this point.
Inside again
A bite.
The filling started leaking, so I didn't want to waste it.
The leaked filling.
Considering the texture.
Having a chew. I really look like a twat in these.
My tongue. I grew it myself, you know.
So, what was the verdict??? After all that anticipation, what did this creation taste like? Well, there was too much chilli. And I couldn't really taste any soy sauce. But the thick sliced brown bread was a good compliment to the slippery filling, though some leaked out due to poor planning on my part. And the peanut butter really added a nice crunch. It was enjoyable. With refinements, I'd eat it again. Maybe I wouldn't use light salad cream, as I have long felt that it is a poor substitute for the real thing, which we really shouldn't be seeing from a manufacturer as established as Hienz. But all in all, a sucessful, if unorthadox, snack, to which I give this:
And was it the Elixir of Life? Well, I fear man may have to strive for longer to find it, but it is a battle that we came one step closer to winning this fine morning. It's getting light, so I'm going to get this bowl in the washing up and get some kip. Farewell, untill the next sandwhich. Oh, and I leave you with news that the biggest disco ball in the world has a diameter of 2.41 meters and 137.89 kilograms. It also has 6,900 mirror squares on it.
